No I did not get taken out by a firework .. I’ve just been slightly MIA since the fourth. Only because we have been over our heads in home hunting and my oh my has it not been as fun as HGTV makes it look. However I think it’s almost safe to say we have finally found our new home. Stepping out of our apartment hole and moving up into a town home but shit I shouldn’t jinx myself because it’s not quite yet official. So keep everything physically possible to cross, crossed people! We need all the luck we can get. And don’t think there is no incentive for you as my reader.. because a new home for me means ALL NEW HOME DIY DESIGN HEAVIN for you. 😉
So pray for me damnit ! ❤
Alright lets get down to business shall we? I just finished watching the only thing that makes the Bachelorette worth watching…..THE MEN TELL ALL!!!!! And in natural Half Ass Chic Crafts fashion, I Cassie Kelley have a few things to say. So grab your fourth glass of wine and reading glasses, the show might be over but the after party is just beginning.
Can I just say I am entirely annoyed with the whole rose ceremony process this season or should I say lack there of? And these dates? What are some of these dates? The funeral? Foundling in a church with NICK out of all people NICK!!.. Everything about this season has just been a serious disappointment and I am about to tell you why. First I wan’t to say that up until tonight I have been extremely positive about all of the changes made this season. If you would like a recap on my thoughts Click Here
Now before I go where everyone thinks I am about to go let me throw some shock factor every ones way and say no, I am not about to slut shame Kaitlyn like the rest of the world is right now. She’s not tasteless for getting caught up in a moment with a man she was falling for, people are tasteless for slut shaming someone they only know on television. Let alone slut shaming from behind a computer screen on sources like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.. SHAME ON YOU. My mom made a very good point to me earlier saying when these girls are truly trying to find their husbands she’s surprised it doesn’t happen more often. SPOT ON MOM.. Because think about how much alcohol they are feeding to these cast members and the romantic settings they have them in. And on top of that you world; as viewers, are expecting her to get engaged in what? A damn six week process .. and you expect her to be miss innocent? Hell no.. I am sorry but if you expect me to get on a show, fall in love and be engaged to a man I met six months prior, I’m going to make out with as many guys as possible. So to everyone bashing Kaitlyn you all need a good reality check. That doesn’t mean I am not disappointed in Kaitlyn because Monday after Monday I’ve been slowly disliking her more as the Bachelorette however part of me wonders how much of that stems from how shitty her pick of guys are. I mean really, these guys suck, accept for maybe like four of them. Before I dig a little deeper I would like to talk about those guys and personally offer a rose to each one.
Season 19 of the Bachelor/Bachelorette premiered tonight and I thought what better topic to write my first “word vomit” entry on then the most controversial season in Bachelor history. Yes, for the first time Chris Harrison really meant it when he said the MOST CONTROVERSIAL SEASON EVER! And unlike a lot of other people, I am beyond thrilled with this seasons twist…. because shit! before tonight, I have not been hooked on a episode since Lindsay Yenter got drunk in a wedding dress or.. that fifty shades of cray chick.